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invisable shoot out

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u no match for deese gunz

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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two_kittehs

I iz defying grabity

Kathleen

WOOT!

two_kittehs is teh nawt seccund!

*slowlee grooves too Gangstas Paradise song*

Duz u hab a dants u like? :)

two_kittehs

Thanks Kathleen

May be we can leapz in the air and does an acrobatik danse.

I ar leaping now, look at my jazz pawz

gremlin

Me too, me too! Leep! Leep!

Beeg orinj floofee JAZZ PAWZ!!!!

 
Kathleen

um, well….*looks arown*…i can TRAI….

“leep uttempt”

BOOM

“secund leep uttempt

CRASH! BOOM!

Uh, two_kittehs, is okay i juss glide a littul? :oops:

two_kittehs

sure Kathleen, glide shimee shake and wiggle butt.

I iz tired frum all the leaping and dansing can we has sum hot bevridge nowz?

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hawt buddered rum yum??? Furst a couple od liddle leepz fur two_kittehs *leep* *leep* (maybee small, but verree joyous)

Nao - the lufflee hawt drink? Purrfekt. Iz VERREEE cold heer in Mishigun tonite.

And Oh - two_kittehs: “Wicked” ref FTW!!!

 
two_kittehs

I akshully has never had hot buttered rum, but since Kathleen suggested itz, I thought it must be yummy. I doesn’t really knowz. I respekt the judgement of mah cheez frenz
Kathleen howz you be making this buttered rum you speak of?

 
two_kittehs

an Oh JCH4K thanks muchez you is too kind wid da complimentz.

 
Kathleen

two_kittehs:

Make Paste:

1 Stick melted butter
1 lb (OR 2 cups) Brown Sugar
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon cloves
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg

In coffee cup: Use 1 and 1/2 Tablespoon of this paste to 1 and 1/2 jigger of rum and fill up rest of cup with hot water and stir up.

 
two_kittehs

It sounds yummy, all the major foods goods are represented, butter, sugar and alcohol,
what’s not to love…

Thanks Kathleen

 
doctorcat

Oboi! Anodder ressipy fur mah Lolcookbook. I calls it “Beyond Cheezburger: Nom Noms frum teh Lolfrenz”

So far I has teh Hot Buttered RumYum, Janet’s Fudge, an Brussels Sprowts wif Lolnuts. Didz I miss enny?

Awl contriyooshuns welkum–best to send to the cheezfrenz group at yahoo.com, tho, cuz I dont allus get to read all teh comments here.

BTW, I furgot hoo sent the Brussels Sprowts wif Lolnuts ressipy. NEbuddy want to own up? I want to gib teh proper credit.

 
Kathleen

Oh Mah Goodness! wuddun dat bee a book uff lub?

Teh LOLcookbook!

 
 
 
 
 
bruisinraincloud

Bruce Willis Kitteh

starz n

live flealess

or

diez hard

 
 
ixnay

Duz not luk like Hokay Kral.

 
 
totalangel

Pew…pew…pew

Mai Matrix skillz - let me shows them tu u

Darrkwolff

An jess whin I wuz bawt 2 maek teh May-tricks refurrens! Gud jawb! :D

 
Fiar Kitteh

Dere is no kitteh

 
 
Ambercat

kitteh has velcro soot form kitteh tong pic!

zippycat

I wuz wunnering ware dat went. <..>

zippycat

lawlz… wut happneded tew mai commint? I put sum skwintee eyes, and it cut owt teh rest ov my poast! lol…

I went on tew say “I wuz hopeeng fur anudder turn” at teh velcro wall jumpeeng. :) I’m finking I cud wurk up the kooraj tew jump upsee sydee downee!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yoo know, yoo can alwaiz go bak dere. We ar awl still there (an heer, ov corse). Time travel - we can has it.

doctorcat

ICHC majick, let us show u it. Us can be ebberyware at wunce!

 
 
 
 
 
CapnJewbeard

Somebuddy unfreez bullet-time, ? I’z stuck! Halp!

 
Allen

dagnabbit i has to safes da princess again, brb

Allen

ack! I read it wrong, for some reason I thought shootout was hookshot. I think its nap time now lol

 
 
metasin

iz praktize da karate artz

 
gremlin

Dang, I just *new* I shuddna took a left toyn in Albakoykee!

 
 
Melissa

NO FAYR!!!
I SHAWT U! U PERTINDIN U DED NAO!!!!

What? No Mawm we wuddnt playin cowbois wif gunz.

Fluffi? Gitz up u gotta go home nao.
Gwounded. I has it!
Meen ol mawma!

I DINNIT SEZ NUFFIN!!!
cwap.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Melissa - ai can awnlee say - yoo ar purrfekshun purrsonified.

 
teenie

O.o

Melissa, did u gro up in mai howse? acuz dat sowndz a lot lyke wut happind ebry tyme mai mom katcht us goin pew pew pew wif owr fingrz.

sigh.

 
onceajinx

Ka-WHEEENG!!!! It rikoshayd! Yoo nawt hit me!!

 
 
 
Allergic2Kitties

Hoaw doez deh peeplez getz pitchurez lik deez?

ah jus get teh blurrz and teh red iyz.

le sigh!

Kathleen

le sigh indeed! i noes how u feels!

i gotted mah furst deecunt digital camura fur chrissmuss! (onlee 8 megapixels..? good enuff, rite?) and am reelee happee wiff reesults.got wunnurfull owtside shots …but den I trai too take pic in hall wiff mirror an decurashuns and so pretteh, ub mah byootiful mom an it bee all blurree! ebburree wun! and den on teh spur ub moment I say,”O! dem eerings! u just putted dem on! so byuutifull! let mee trai agin!” an gotted most byootiful picshur ebbur….

in frunt ub teh rassinfrassin microwave.

LE SIGH, indeed.

Romeow

Hmmm, owtside affer coffee an ornge joose in teh morning = byootiful picshurs.

Insyde affer martoonees = blurry shots.

Kaffleen, iz bery kleer to meh dat u hab a bad camura. Nao put it in teh corner an sai “Bad Camura, Baaaad Camura.” Leeb it dere fur a wile so it can fink bout wat it habs dun.

Then, tri again later. Iz shoor u will gets sum gud shots an u can add ur funneh catshuns fur ICHC. Gud Luk!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh Romeow - yoo alwaiz knows just what to do. Yoo ar wize beyond yur yeers.

Kathleen. Ummm - what happened eggsaktlee in frunt ub teh rassinfrassin midrowave?

Kathleen

O. Juss dat I finallee gotted a good pickshur…but it wuz in front ub teh microwave instead ub sumwhar fansee an purdee.

 
 
Kathleen

Yesh, romeow. I gabe teh camera teh wutfur an it straiten rite up!

Romeow

Gud jawb, Kafleen. U gotta sho it whoze boss.

*mumbles…teh nerve ov dat camura takin blurry picshurs…*

 
 
 
teenie

ONLEE 8 megapixels?!? mai kamra haz 3!

jellusee, Ai haz it.

Kathleen

I HAD teh 3. It wuz fine fur a while. Den fur sum reesun, got all blurry. :(

 
 
 
 
 
tesstricks

…plaiz Poysin, a reformed hitcat avenging hiz broteher’s deth by teh paws of Hong Kong’s most notoriuz gang in John Woo’s laytest akshun thriller, “The Orinj Dragon Assassin” !

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oooooohh - ai wants to see that! Too upposible thums up!

annyluvsprintie

Mai slo-mo skills -let me show u dem.

Mr. Worf

Yay! Chow Yun Cat! Luvs it!

 
 
 
 
 
karen

Flote liek a buttrflai, steeng liek a bii!

I AM TEH GRATESST!!

 
 
handikat

Ai’m a rockit shpp on mai wai to Marrs
On a collyshun cawrse
Defyin teh laws ob grabbiteeeee

Ai’m a raycin’ car, passin bai
Lyke Ladee Godyva
Ai’m gunna go, go, go - tehre’s no stoppin meeeeee!

Romeow

Kween!!! FTW

I hab a video ov “TJ Havin’ a Good Time” to dis song.

youtube.com/watch?v=b8vdc9MbA6Y

Romeow

Shoot. I tried again taken off juss the http and nao it doan show up at all. I tri again wif teh hole fing an juss wate.

Stoopy linkie fingie. Cudn’t hab been meh!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b8vdc9MbA6Y

infamousqbert

OH.
EM.
GEE.

that RAWKT! TJ can has a gud tyme!!

Romeow

Fanks, infamousqbert!

I finks hims waz borned wif an extra power pak. He has moar fun ina dai than most kittehs hab in a week.

We has a 7 foot tall burd cage dat TJ runs up in 4 leaps. He’z so mush fun!

Gotta go find him an eib him sum snorgles an smoo!

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Taht happened to mee just a couple ov pikshurs - or dayz - ago. So ai did just what yoo did - an sayed ai wud just wait - but then it popped rite up? Maybee thingz are chanjing heer an we just don’t know it yet?

sarakitty

I tinkz mebbe linx rekwier moderashun?

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Romeow - ai don’t know whar mai hed waz when ai maed mai furst commint. Taht is YUR kitteh - TJ!!!! Iz awl cleer to mee nao.

WHUT a hunneebun! An he ftechez, too!